Ion Got No Hoes - JAX
3[Beat by Samaj Haze: www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8mco2fphI8]
Lyrics
[Intro]
(9-1-1 What's your emergency?)
I don’t have no hoes man
I’m just a lonely mf tryna to make it by
I’m broke as fuck
My phone stays dry 48/14
(Sir, you do realize this is 9-1-1 right?)
Yeah I know
Just
I Just
Need some ladies to hit my dms
I need someone to talk to at 3 in the mornin
(Right, sir, I understand. I jus--)
I don’t got no hoes
I probably won’t go out unless you want to
I won’t cheat
I promise
(Sir, I think you need a psychiatrist)
Help a brother out
Help a brother out
Help a brother out
[Chorus]
Ion got no hoes in my life man
I stay up every night
Flesh light man
I don’t want yo bitch
I ain’t about that life man
I want my own bitch
Not just for 1 night man
[Verse 1]
My dick game would be so evil
Call it Vicky
Then I’d turn her right around
And I’d give her the Sticky
Btich I’m broke as fuck but
I’ll take you on a date
You said you hungry
Girl me too
I’ll make it steak
You wanna strip or D bone
You could have both
Come again?
What I’d say? It wasn’t bold
You want a strip steak?
Or T-Bone?
You wanna strip?
Or D Bone?
Come again? Yeah, on my schlong [Chorus]
Ion got no hoes in my life man
I stay up every night
Flesh light man
I don’t want yo bitch
I ain’t about that life man
I want my own bitch
Not just for 1 night man
[Verse 2]
Hola
Konnichiwa
And what’s good bitch?
I speak Spanish
Japanese
And some Hood bitch
Went to Argentina where I saw this baddie
Spoke to her in tongues, she called me papi short for daddy
-She wanted me to write what I want
She kept saying ese
I was like okay hold on
But when I got home, I found out what that meant
Niggas got friendzoned on a different continent
A’int that a bitch............................................................