Is this the longest route in Train Life? Part 4

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Published on September 2, 2021 3:00:16 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp6Bmi0vSQc

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Train Life: A Railway Simulator (2021)

Duration: 19:00

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I've still got a long way to go on this first contract in Train Life and it occurs to me I may have inadvertently taken a contract that connects the two most distant cities. It's a learning curve, no doubt but I wouldn't recommend something this lengthy as a first contract. Serves me right for not knowing my German geography better...

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