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Microsoft is back,
with a thing called Xbox One.
They think it will sell well,
when it really should sell none.

It's a big huge waste of cash,
with hidden mics and scanners.
Don't mention non-gaming,
just smash it with your hammers.

Halo sucks, Forza blows,
Gears of War cuts cheese.
All these games make me say,
come blow my brains out please.

Alan Wake, things he's like,
Sony's Nathan Drake.
Yet he can't tell the difference between an ocean,
and a goddamn fucking lake.

Fable ain't, all that great,
story's kinda slow.
But if you get really bored and you get really sore,
you can sleep with a hoe-hoe-hoe.

Jingle Bells, X-Bone Smells,
worse than K-Y gel.
Just flip that finger and tell it,
that you'll see its ass in hell.