John Fart: Text-iverse of Crazyness (100% Longplay)
1John Fart: Textiverse of Crazyness is the latest release by the Kimulator Films crew and stays true to the classic FMV create your own adventure style game.
In John Fart, the titular character goes into the world of Lil Chungus, the "we have 'Winnie the Pooh' at home" version of the now public access cartoon bear in order to eat all the honey and prevent the "save the bees" trend that has popularized as of late because, in this story, bees have evolved to take over the world.
This game has nods to The Office, with cutaway commentary from characters as the plot goes on, Fortnite and The Terminator, and possibly other media I have forgotten about or didn't catch. The creators continue to evolve with their comedy including self-satire and fourth wall breaking. They know they don't make perfect games and aren't afraid to own it.
This playthrough, like others, will require two playthroughs for the platinum, which will mostly involve picking one choice for playthrough one and then the opposite for playthrough two. There are two choices that will lead to a "Game Over" which will bring you back to the choice and you can get them in either playthrough.
There is one sneaky trophy for making one of the characters dab in the emotes section.
0:00 Main Menu
7:49 Intro
12:20 Any Questions?
- choose "Why the Bear?" to unlock "This Story Doesn't Make Any Sense" or
- choose "Can We Get Someone More Badass?" to unlock "I'm Scared of What's Coming"
14:58 Bowls or Whoopee Cushion?
- choose "Bowls" to unlock "Emma will not remember that" or
- choose "Whoopee Cushion" to unlock "Impressive Gameplay"
19:36 How do You Convince Him?
- choose "In My World, People Can't Eat Honey" to advance the story and unlock "Boohoo... No Honey For You"
- choosing "The Future of Mankind Depends on You" unlocks "That Bear is Sus" and "Wait... You Can Fail This Game?" for getting a Game Over
26:40 How Will You Handle the Bee Activist?
- choose "Explain the Situation" to advance the story and unlock "Smarty Pants"
- choosing "Kill Her" will unlock "Epic 360 No Scope" and "Wait... You Can Fail This Game?" if you haven't done so already
- after this scene you get a chance to not kill the bee and get a Game Over if you haven't already. Killing the Bee advances the story and unlocks "Level 100 Mafia Boss Bee"
30:36 How Will You Train Them?
- choosing "Watch a Training Video" will unlock "This is Awful" or
- choose "Teach Them to Shoot" to unlock "Learning Has Never Been This Boring"
38:57 Do You Steal the Bear's Liver?
- choose "Yes" to unlock "Mission Passed, Respect Gained"
- choose "No" to unlock "Mission Failed, Respect Lost"
40:13 Who Do You Give Your Loyalty To?
- choose "The Killer Bees" to unlock "You Were The Chosen One" or
- "The Resistance" to unlock "Shotgun Time"
43:27 Epilogue
44:58 Alternate Scenes and Ending
58:25 About
59:33 Stupid Bonus
1:14:19 Emotes
- dab to unlock "When the Haters Dab Back"