Konrad von Carstein: Warhammer’s Most Unhinged Vampire
13Meet Konrad von Carstein – the vampire who makes every family reunion feel normal by comparison. While other undead lords scheme and manipulate, Konrad just screams, bites, and throws zombies at problems. No politics. No plans. Just pure, chaotic ultraviolence in a cape.
He’s the kind of guy who would burn down a village because the wine wasn’t room temperature – and somehow still win battles through sheer feral rage. If madness had a mascot, it would wear Konrad’s armor and yell at the moon.
This is Warhammer’s answer to “what if Dracula had zero impulse control and a grudge against wine?”
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