Last Action Hero NES Review: A Glorious Mess of Awful!

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Published on August 30, 2025 2:03:24 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7047VoB3qU

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Last Action Hero (1993)

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Buckle up, folks! Today we’re diving headfirst into the NES nightmare that is Last Action Hero. From broken controls to baffling level design and graphics that look like a toddler’s doodles, this game is a masterclass in how not to make a licensed title. Join me as I rage, laugh, and maybe even cry over every absurd moment in this catastrophe. Warning: profanity, frustration, and unhinged commentary ahead.

We’re talking:

Impossible jumps and enemies that spawn out of nowhere

Storyline that makes no sense even if you saw the movie

Graphics and music that should be illegal

And yes… the infamous “why is this a game?” moments

Prepare for chaos, because this NES disaster is one for the history books!

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