LET'S COMPLETE GO KART RALLY IN UNDER 25 MINUTES
3I think you already knew before with Pro Biker 2, that Phoenix Games didn't want to do it just twice... hell, they're not even doing it three times with this one, there's MORE like this! But right now, we're just dealing with the 3rd racing game they did that is basically the exact same as Moto X Maniac and Pro Biker 2, and it's Go Kart Rally!
If you thought they couldn't get worse after the 2nd go around, oh THEY DID. AND THEY GOT LAZIER TOO. The only real difference is its go karts now, and there's more than 3 CPUs in our way, now it's 7! And it's like dealing with a sea of brick walls! It's horrible, because they can push you around while you can barely do anything to any of them! And avoiding them is a worse pain because they pile around the track like mad!
Oh, but it doesn't stop there! Were you at the very least enjoying the unique names they gave for each racer and track? Well SCREW YOU buddy, because now everyone is just a "Kart 1" "Kart 2" "Kart 3" ect, and the tracks are just "Warehouses 1" "Warehouses 2" ect. That's right. That couldn't be damned to give any of this unique names this time.
Oh but it gets even better! The steering is not only somehow more stiff, and not only is the speed and acceleration somehow WORSE than all of the AI, so they can easily catch you on straights AND turns with you being unable to keep up for the most part, but if you get stuck on a wall because, say, the AI pushing you into one? There's no reverse. There's a button in the manual that says you can restart your kart on the track... that doesn't work either.
That's right. If you get stuck on the wall, you're STUCK ON THE WALL. Phoenix Games have made the controls WORSE and if you do get stuck on a wall, you have no choice but to restart the entire race! This took me a few recording attempts before i gave you a fairly clean run of the game, and even then, i had to put in "25 minutes" for being 1 minute over 20 due to the AI!
And yes, much like last time, it's just 3 cups and a time trial... however, they couldn't even be bothered to give you times to beat now, either! It's all blanks, and they only give you 1 lap now too with that! What the hell is Phoenix Games thinking when they keep making the same game, but make it worse and worse on PURPOSE at this point?!
Commentary track coming soon.
So yea. No surprise, its bad. But its WORSE than both Moto X Maniac AND Pro Biker 2. And i'm not even going to clickbait you on this, there is more that they made that is JUST LIKE these three! There's at least 5 of these that exist, if not more! And i'm gonna hunt them all down and longplay ALL OF THEM.
#Longplay #GoKartRally #PS2