Let's Play Thief: Deadly Shadows - 19 - Count One For The Brainsick!

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Published on July 26, 2013 3:46:15 AM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz4gc5pDbnE

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Thief: Deadly Shadows (2004)

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'Bout to rant. Ready?

*breeeeeeath*

I mean I can see doubting someone if they make an *outrageous* claim, but positing that your FRIGDICULOUSLY TINY cave is not, in fact, the entirely of the whole freakin' world, is not exactly a tinfoil-hat theory here. Especially since it says so in that book RIGHT THERE. Also in a future book it says that they're writing it down so it won't be forgotten by future generations. But "casting down" a race into Twenty Feet Below The City Steets Land is not exactly a spectacular cast-down. It's not exactly the sort of monumentally epic act of world-crushing that would leave a race so completely cut off, and their new world so horribly real-feeling, that they *would* begin to forget.

Seriously. It's a tiny, tiny cave. How do you even survive. Where does your food even come from?! If there's any substance in your stupid little cave that would provide for food, then there must be a fairly obvious channel from the outside in! Why wouldn't they have IMMEDIATELY just grabbed a fuckin' sharp piece of rock and chipped their way up twenty feet?! Instead they just stay down and write the INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS AND PERFECTLY BELIEVABLE history of their downfall and then at some point one generation just spontaneously goes "oh wait, no, we don't believe that anymore, brainsick! Brainsick brainsick!"

I can picture them during an election campaign.

Candidate Wiseclick: "I feel, given our current crop shortage and the fact that those brazier fires are rather beginning to remove our oxygen, that it would be prudent to begin expeditions to see if there are perhaps other areas we could move to where mayhap we might find more room and a better world for our young ones."

Candidate Corrupticount: "Brainsick! Brainsick! Nine Eleven! Ohohohoho!"

HAIL OUR KING AND LEADER \^o^/

'Kay I'm done. :T

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