Let's Play Unreal Tournament 01 - Horrible Asses

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Unreal Tournament
Game:
Unreal Tournament (1999)
Category:
Let's Play
Duration: 21:11
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Unreal Tournament is an underground indie title that has been out for 12 years and is relatively unknown. Its developers, Epic Games, have gone on to no particular fame since then, having developed the game in between shifts at their old massage parlor, Epic Rub & Tug. However, it still has a niche fanbase and can even boast a fleeting influence on other titles, whose names escape me right now but I'm sure that there are some out there.

The flimsy cardboard cutout of a plot is that, in the not-too-distant-future, a megacorporation called Liandri televises bloody battles between poor people, sort of like Bumfights. Liandri makes fabulous amounts of money off of these videos since they have them monetized through AdSense. They get a penny every time someone inadvertently clicks on an ad for bootleg Neo-Ukrainian Viagra, and thus they make billions.

Our fighter is in it for her own reasons. She kills indiscriminately, voraciously, dizzily, and with her eyes set on one ultimate goal: to fix her horrifically pointy breasts and her cottage cheese patoot.

Also, I'm aware that the volume on my mic is a bit low. This will be addressed in future videos.



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