Lettuce Pray | My ISP just took a dump on me
34Dont you hate it when your internet goes to shit?
Sitting there frustrated and being on hold with IT?
Nothing gets solved and you are thinking this internet provider took a dump on you?
Well Lettuce pray Made a song. Sang it in the @paranormalconspiracytalkshow Server.
Check out his Channel!!! totally worth it. Good content. Good peeps.
Lettuce Pray sang this lil tune in a discord call. And i had to record this gem!
So yeeee Lettuce duder had:
0.1 uploads 0.1 Downloads.
OOF !!!!!
Now when you have internet issues. you can sing this song and follow the melody.
Lyrics:
My internet speed was reduced to 0.1/0.1 by service provider (0.3 for rhyming purposes). While i was trapped inside on a rainy day.
So i wrote a song about the incident, to kill time and have fun, and prevent my mental health fron declining any further.
At least i was entertained for 2hours.
Lettuce Pray - My ISP just took a dump on me: verse1
I woke up this morning, turned on my pc
i went on the web, thats where i like to be
but somthing went wrong, now, and what did i see
My internet speed reduced to 0.3
corus1
My ISP just took a dump on me
My ISP just took a dump on me
My ISP just took a dump on me
ISP, please set my internet free
verse2
i called my provider and explained my need
He said i dont see the problem, he sounded like weeb
I answered what the hell dude, increase my speed
He declined and said show me your feet
Hey
corus2
My ISP just took a dump on me
My ISP just took a dump on me
My ISP just took a dump on me
Now i'll go out and tie a noose in a tree
Spoken
When you choose your ISP
make shure of the terms that be
read them carefully
so you dont end up like me
this pain is more real, than i will let you see
Upload and download of 0.3
wooooooooo
corus3
My ISP just took a dump on me
My ISP just took a dump on me
My ISP just took a dump on me
what the hell, please set my internet free
repeat corus
(fade out)
(light joint)
(shit pants)
(stomp toad)
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