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Lisa: The Painful (2014)

Duration: 16:39

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If you really want to hear another story I'll tell you. Once upon a hot summer night. Sometime in July... Was it July? My local grocery store sells really good eggs in July. I don't know why. Do chickens operate better in heat? Fireworks maybe? I don't know. I don't want to get off topic. Point is, the eggs that Summer were marvelous! Anyway, my wife and I, God rest her soul, went to a BBQ that night. It was held at Dale Spooner's house. Well, his backyard... Conny Spooner doesn't want people in her home, I think she's just an uptight bitch. So at this BBQ I see none other than... That's right, Tom Forknight... Now earlier in the day my wife, God rest her soul, had made potato salad for the BBQ. Personally I hate potato salad, I'm a mashed kind of fellow. Hoho! So I sat in the TV room avoiding her till the BBQ. Once we were at the party, I made sure to distance myself from my dumb potato bitch wife. God rest her soul, I just didn't want anyone to think I would associate with someone that would bring a potato salad!

In this review, I'll be telling you about LISA: The Painful - Definitive Edition, from the story to the gameplay to the graphics. I'll also let you know how I feel about the game as a whole, and whether or not I think you should pick it up. So if you're looking for a great game to check out, then you should definitely consider LISA: The Painful - Definitive Edition!

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0:00 - Game Review
12:23 - Story Spoilers

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