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My first literal trailer, inspired by Toby Turner (Tobuscus) who's channels here: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVJK2AT3ea5RTXNRjX_kz8A
Guys hilarious, check him out. ^__^

Original trailer here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnaojlfdUbs
Seriously can't wait for this film going to nerd gasem all over the place.

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Lyrics:
Line of solid gold logos
On a boat...
"Where does your journey end?"
Did it end there? No slow fade...
"You seek that which would bestow upon you the right to rule."
Is he talking about the ring again?
"The quest to reclaim a homeland"
Noooo
"and slay a dragon."
Dwarves don't back down!
Rolling in splash, barrels tumbling really fast.
Beautiful butterflies, this guy's gonna take a dive.
ELVES
There are five, watch them thrive,
Running through those trees to hide.
Wilderness harshness, beyond the darkness.
Stunt actor sliding, where Dwarves were hiding,
Now Leoglas is presiding.
"Do not think I won't kill you Dwarf."
Dwarves don't back down!
Bilbo's unsheathing...
"When did we allow evil to become stronger than us?"
A hot elf is briefing...
"It is not our fight."
Dramatic tones increasing...
"It is our fight"
Bilbo's trying, to stop from sliding.
Grey and brown have a chat,
"What if it's a trap?"
Zooming CGI shot symbolizing that,
"It's undoubtedly a trap."
Prepare for confrontation, beyond desolation,
A winding path from Tolkien's imagination.
"Such is the nature of evil."
This is the second prequel.
"In time all foul things come forth."

ROAR

Bilbo's against a wall, that was a close call,
Here lies the greatest danger of us all,
Through the cave wall.
"If you awaken that beast"
"We'll get to have a feast?"
"You will destroy us all!"
"Ohh..."
Swinging, slashing, guarding, swimming,
Slamming, rattling, rolling, aiming,
Falling, falling, dodging, grabbing, jumping,
SLICE ATTACK!
Thunder for dramatic effect.
"Was that and earthquake?"
"That my lad"
Dramatic pause, turn around, the cam zooms.
"Was a dragon"

Overlapping
The Hobbit, The Desolation of Smaug
Increasing tempo of drum beats, Bilbo,

looking, ohh shit, dragon, try get around the corner,
Run away from the dragon ah, no please.
(inaudible squeals)

Poo'ed My Pants.