Little Misfortune (100% Longplay - Playthrough 1)
1Little Misfortune is a narrative adventure game where a young girl named Misfortune Ramirez Hernandez is joined by a "voice" that asks her to play along for the reward of "eternal happiness". She chooses to play along as she would like to give it to her mother.
The bulk of the trophies/achievements will be unlocked in this playthrough. Unfortunately, some trophies are based on mutually exclusive decisions, so The Returner, Met the Kraken and Sniper will be unlocked in the second playthrough. I chose decisions based on what I think would make the funniest/best playthough but you can go whichever route you like, just remember to do the opposite the second time around.
Eternal Happiness: This one you will need to start on right away as it is the collectible based trophy and collecting them all will get you the secret ending. The collectibles are stickers you will unlock by throwing glitter on random objects. Some will require interactions with objects beforehand.
Painter: this is a two parter, at (8:45) pick up the coloring book and then much later on in the game (2:28:58) color the pages until Misfortune gets bored
Eternal Happiness 1-5: Start off with the first three (The Fridge, The Soup and Your Mom) at (14:05) and then two more (The Car, The Crow) outside the house at (16:30 and 18:20).
Lil Cutie: at (20:15), let the puppy free and pet him a couple times to give him a name
Eternal Happiness 6: If you are going for Lil' Cutie (20:15), throw glitter in the same spot as the video, but if you chose to play with the dog instead, then throw glitter where the tree branch fell
Rotten Fish: For both mutually exclusive achievements, you will need to grab the fish at (26:40). You can choose to give him to the pelican at (50:50) and then bury him at (58:43) for the achievement. If you don't give the fish to the pelican, Met the Kraken will unlock later on automatically. There is also a cutscene for not picking up the fish at the same spot at Met the Kraken but it does not unlock any achievements
Eternal Happiness 7: At the party, throw some glitter on George (29:20)
Dance Master: at (35:48) if you choose NOT to end the violence, you will unlock this. If you choose to end the violence, you will get sniper which I unlocked in playthrough 2 (You can save scrub this though)
The Returner: This one will require both playthroughs, but three of the four rides can be ridden in this playthrough. Two of them, you will find in the park at (51:39) and (53:40) which you will want to ride three times ;). Then at (1:43:25) you can choose between two other rides. Whichever one you don't choose, you will need to ride in a separate playthrough (or save scrub)
Too Much Rolling: at (53:40) choose to ride the Twister three times to unlock this trophy/achievement
Tomb Lady: at (58:43) dig up all the graves to unlock it
Eternal Happiness 8: at (1:02:20), throw glitter on the box you dug up
Runestones: at (1:03:47) grab the Runestone and use it at the other two locations (1:28:50) and (2:04:55) to unlock this one
Eternal Happiness 9: At (1:11:45) outside of the store Misfortune Talks about, throw glitter on the doors
Feeder: at (1:22:50) choose to steal the birdseed and feed the three birds you just passed
Eternal Happiness 10: At the zoo, throw glitter on the offensive statue (1:25:55)
Ninja Lady: at (1:27:57) if you are successful in this stealth section, you will get the trophy/achievement
Eternal Happiness 11, 12, 13: At the carnival, there are three collectibles. First throw glitter on the main sign at (1:41:42), then on the inflatable fox at (1:43:10) and lastly beside the prize machine at (1:56:00)
Gamer: at (1:48:40) play the game and win 9 times to take all the tokens and unlock this
Eternal Happiness 14: Back in the woods at (2:04:50), throw glitter on the bear trap
Eternal Happiness 15: When you get inside Benji's house at 2:09:37
Eternal Happiness 16: When you leave Benji's house at 2:26:38 throw glitter on Benjamin's bag