Living In The Age of The Hoax (A PSA In Song) (Song A Day #1822)
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Inspired by this post: http://www.esquire.com/blogs/news/we-broke-the-internet
Dayna Morales said
She serverd customers that were prejudiced
But then when she was pressed
Turns out she made it up
It really did snow in the Middle East
But this picture of the sphinx beast
Covered in snow was a low blow
It was from a theme park in Japan
Elan Gale and his white whale
In Thanksgiving skies
He made her up as a punching bag
For the internet to despise
And 4Chan with their master plan
To get young girls who love Justin
To cut themselves it was the internet's worst side
Jimmy Kimmel's twerking fail
Samsung paying apple in nickels
Childs christmas letter to amazon
The eagle snatching the baby
The Chinese husband who sued his wife
When his children we so ugly
And he found out that she had gotten
Plastic surgery
Horse Ebookes twitter account
The waterproof iPhone
former NSA chief Michael Hayden's assassination;
Nelson Mandela's death picture
Manti Te'o got catfished
This woman said she was living in poverty
And gathered up donations
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