Lotsa Pasta Let's Play: Dead Space 3 Part Four: Co-Cold on the Surface
2Captain’s log: Star-date: who gives a fuck. We’ve crash landed on Tau Volantis and Mr. SkellyBones is already looking at my ass like a juicy tenderized steak, salivating at the mouth - but what else is new. He’s hungry, I’m hungry, and these necromorphs are hungry AND horny as hell. I’m not sure what is worse, the necromorphs or Mr.SkelyBones at this point. Sure, he’s my partner, but he’s also playing as Carver - which makes his face just as worrisome as his attitude. Well, what else can I say as I push out this Captain’s log. Old man what’s his face is dead and we keep getting pushed further and further away from our hot - not at all post-op - ex girlfriend, Ellie. She’s too busy being whisked away by Captain Peanut-Butter, who is not at all jilted nor the reason why Elton John’s enemy found us on this planet in the middle of nowhere at this exact moment in time. FORTUITOUS, ain’t it. Well, let’s keep truckin’ as we’re BONESNJONESN for the end of this shit and THIS SHIT - is just getting started.
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