Lou Reads Episode 100: Lou Reads about Dragon Dildos from the Forums of Bad Dragon
6Honey, I know you’ve been complaining about being bored with our sex life. I’m not comfortable with your suggestion that we invite another man into the bedroom. However, I thought you might be open to inviting a giant fantasy dildo instead. I already spent the money soooo…. Merry Christmas!
So here we are at the big 100. Shrug I hope you enjoyed it! This forum is great because it has some really friendly and enthusiastic customers for such a silly product. When Something Awful discovered Bad Dragon, the owner joined SA to talk to people and solicited forum members for dildo designs before being banned. Seemed nice enough. You know, for a guy who earns a living making fantasy dildos. Who am I to judge. Who says I am? I’m just reading here. Get off my case.
Oh by the way, here is the baby Jesus dildo I mentioned in the epilogue. And here is the magic health tea. It really did help.
Original Airdate: December 7, 2012
COMMENTS ON THE POST
Mistress Eva says:
September 24, 2013
I had to laugh; at the end of the episode, you referred to a weird website that had crucifix/religious-themed sex toys. You mentioned baby Jesus. I seriously own a baby Jesus butt plug. My best friend bought it for me as a joke a few years ago and I could never get rid of it, ’cause it was too damn funny. So, yeah…. I own a baby Jesus sex toy. It is sitting on my shelf next to my perfume collection.
Extream Fan says:
March 13, 2014
One of my all-time fav episodes, maybe you will return here someday…
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