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Of course, everyone loves animals. Maybe you like to pet a dog here and there. Perhaps you like to make a kissy noise to get a cat's attention. Offer a finger for it to smell and rub affectionately. Yes, that's so nice. Yeah… these people don’t like that. They are pretty much only interested in fucking or being fucked by animals…. This will probably be another one of those podcasts you listen to and your mind makes you say “That can’t be real. Someone made that shit up.” I think you’ll see when you think about it that there is a sub-forum for people who write animal sex fiction. These stories lack the fiction writers' appeal and word craft. I like to imagine that I would be able to tell the difference between someone actively  wondering about fucking a dog over a jokester. Sadly, these stories ring true for the most part and that…. well that is super gross. I made an enhanced podcast for this one as well. If you want to download it and watch it on iTunes you can see snippets from the actual forum I was reading from. Good times…. Bleh.  OH!!! I almost forgot there was a fisting sub-forum. It is really absurd. WHEEEEEEEE…

Original Airdate: April 11, 2009

Disclaimer: Lou Reads is a comedy podcast where things from the internet are read mostly without comment. The topics are read as close to as written as possible. There is no censorship. Although this episode was recorded not long ago, public attitudes towards sex, drugs, sex work, homosexuality, transgender people, and other issues have shifted. This episode may contain language and attitudes that some may find offensive and outdated. View it as a time capsule and not a current take. The blog posts are purposefully sarcastic and not meant to be taken seriously.