Lumosity - Refresh FAIL - 120
0If a tree falls in a forest and no one hears it, would a hipster buy the soundtrack?
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That was a "joke". You are supposed to "laugh". Explaining exactly how to laugh is a bit trickier, um… OK; think of something funny, then do whatever comes naturally.
*baby thinks for a moment, then laughs evilly*
Yes, uh huh, um… close enough. There, very good; that is called "laughing". Avoid doing it and you should be just fine.
Hello, and welcome back to a description no one reads!
…Except you apparently. But seriously though, I have video proof (SWAG) that almost no one actually reads these things. A shame too, since it actually takes longer to type all of this than to record the episode itself.
Highlights of Today's Training:
- Robot Factory, a game where we get to build an army of happy robots for the ultimate quest of conquering the world! Yes! I can haz Doom Bots! My enslaved world planet shall make me cheezburgers for all eternity! Mu ha ha! All I have to do is quickly choose which parts to use, and which parts to feed to my robotic hound…
- Speed Pack, a game simulating the hectic and frenzied disastrous terror of packing at the last second, literally!
- Star Search, a game where discrimination, which is usually rewarded only in and of itself, is actually encouraged! Be it based on color, shape, or spin direction; we'll find the odd one out, and lynch its sorry @$$!
- Train of Thought, a game that encourages us to direct trains to stations based solely on their color, in a very unabashedly racist way! To make things even more fun, each of the stations cover an abyss of doom to save space. Now that’s efficiency!
- Pet Detective, a game where we drive around on empty picking up pets and returning them to their abusive owners that they ran away from in the first place! It’s just like capturing escaped prisoners, except we use hollow-points instead of tranquilizer darts. …Or is it the other way around? So that’s what the smell is…
Lowlights of Today's training:
- Something.
- Something else.
- A thing.
- That thing.
- You know, the thing.
- I attempt to refresh a page to get it working. It does not.
- Also, uh… um… thing.
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