Lumosity - Score Priority - 122
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Silence can be nice, don't you think?
I don't think! ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello, and welcome back to the games over 50 million people subscribe to!
Stop and think for a moment. That's some serious dough, huh? Like, seriously. I wonder what the budget for short simple linear Flash games is? I don't know about you, but I'm seeing six letters line up in a eery specific way. P-R-O-F-I-T Not that that's a bad thing. Quite the opposite really. Go Lumosity! Train the world! Un-idiofy the planet! If that's even possible! It's not! Lumosity, go!
Highlights of Today's Training:
- Space Junk, a game where we fight alongside a next millennium robotic environmentalist superhero to rid the infinitely vast universe of old discarded trash satellites by counting up to fifteen of them in only a few milliseconds!
- Spatial Speed Match, a game where we must spatially reason without any time to reason at all!
- Memory Matrix, welcome to The Matrix, a dark simulated place from whence you may never return! Wait, not that matrix. Ah, Algebra II, we meet again. No, not that one either. No, this matrix has something to do with memory; something like… Fudge? Oh wait, I'm having a brain wave; yes, the first in years! No, it's gone. Oh well, back to being forgetful. I don't know what this game is about; why don't you just watch the episode already? Maybe it has something to do with remembering the locations of squares on a matrix, or something? Nah, never mind…
- Brain Shift, a game where changing the subject is mandatory according to a rule I randomly made up! There's also a lot of determining wether numbers are even or not!! There's even some determining of wether certain letters are vowels or not!!! And It's not even the at the same time, hence the "shift"!!¡!
- Penguin Pursuit, a game where we attempt to starve a horribly mutated purple penguin to death by getting our more normally colored penguin through a spinning iceberg maze to the fish first!
Lowlights of Today's Training:
- Scores, priorities. Need I say more? Hopefully not, because I can't think of anything….
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