MCIHAD - Lizard Wizard - Part 1: This is not a Meritocracy
3"Requested by Something Awful forums user.. Lizard Wizard?? Is it possible the username is that of a fan of this game or… could it be something more... conspiratorial??
Vaguely reminiscent of Wizard of Wor. 'LIZ WIZ' pits up to two jet-pack-and-laser-rifle-wielding wizards (complete with Gandalf hats) against an army of would-be slaver dragons in a race to save people who are being shot out of a volcano and attacked by spiders for some reason. Also the people look kind of like the Facebook logo, and you must shoot down the exploding meteorites raining from the sky and-… Anyway, it's a pretty crazy amount going on for an old school arcade game from 1985. Over the course of this Let's Play, our hosts discuss web fetishes, debate the nature of consciousness, and discuss the ethics of prostitution. It's shockingly short on dick jokes. Also Keith really, really sucks at this game. Enjoy yourselves at his expense on this episode of 'Mom, Can I Have Another Dollar?'!"
"Mom Can I Have Another Dollar" is a show where we play an old arcade game and see how far we get on one dollar, and if we like it, we ask for another. This week we play "Lizard Wizard”.