Hardboiled Chicken is captured, and thrown into a prison to be tortured until he cracks! Like and egg. A hardboiled egg. Look, don't ask questions. He has a way out: The Resistance!
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This is where I knew we had something great. The dialogue written is so over the top, but delivered perfectly stone faced. The humor takes the piss out of these super-serious penguins. It's actually really fun too. What was originally just going to be something to enjoy until October got here.
Also I sing. I freakin' sing. When does that ever happen? Basically once for karaoke. I swore I'd never do it again under risk of slaying everyone's ears!
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♫ Blackstar - Mary Ellen Katz, I COPYWRITE SONG DO NOT USE WITHOUT PERMISSIONS AND ALL DA MONIES LOLOL (no, you can has. It's cool.)