Michael Myers Is a Good Driver

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Published on August 1, 2025 3:01:10 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhyUPGJQNsw

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Oh, so you thought Michael Myers was just some mindless killer? Explain the flawless merging. The smooth turns. The full stops at residential intersections. You think that's instinct? No — that's training. The Cult of Thorn didn’t just teach him how to stalk babysitters — they taught him how to drive by the book. DMV-grade discipline. You fear the mask, but you should really fear the precision. Buckle up. 🛑🔪
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