Monkey Island 3: The Curse of Monkey Island Walkthrough part 8

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Published on February 20, 2011 4:03:09 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxSv6B4f3bc

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The Curse of Monkey Island (1997)

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Duration: 12:44

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Part 3: Three Sheets to the Wind

Defeating captain Rottingham and retrieving the map.
Here's a list of Rottingham's insults and correct comebacks:

My attacks have left entire islands depopulated.
With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.

You have the sex appeal of a shar-pei.
I look that much like your fiancee?

Your looks would make pigs nauseated.
If you don't count all the ones you dated.

Nothing can stop me from blowing you away.
I could, if you would use some breath spray.

I have never lost a melee.
You would have, but you were always running away.

When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrfied.
Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.

You'll find I'm dogged and relentess to my prey.
Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!

My skills with a sword are highly venerated.
Too bad they're all fabricated.

Never before have I faced someone so sissified.
Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.

I can't tell which of my traits have you the most intimidated.
Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.

Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day.
When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless filet.

Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated.
Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.

Your mother wears a toupee.
Oh, that is so cliche.

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