mw3 perk list Unofficially leaked Parody! lol

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Published on August 19, 2011 1:30:16 AM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlZBEF7mLx4

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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 (2011)

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Here is the Unofficial MW3 List!!

Perk 1
Mark of J -- bullet proof (automatically get 70 kills every game)
Legend of Thunder -- Gives you UAV for enemy at all times. (even for silenced guns)
xNasaOne -- Unlimited ammo in SMGs only, (you get a 4th low killstreak and burp randomly)
Jai Eazy -- Like commando, but you yell "OJ....uhh!" (you get Predator Missiles from MW2)
Creamstar -- You only shoot Black people (you shoot Asians and Mexicans too)

Perk 2
Ken Burton -- Your gun jams up randomly (you cant aim straight, unpredictable aim)
Kpopp -- You get painkiller after every death, since you are numb from all the booze. (you get Peanut butter and hot sauce after every death)
Kimmy J -- Team cant understand you (you eat the dogs if they are called in)
Ipawnstar4hire- Your controller randomly stops working (you get Tactical Nuke as a Killstreak)
Gunit -- you fake out the other team by calling in a Nuke, but it doesn't kill anyone. (no pro perk)

Perk 3
Whiteboy7thst -- You tell your team that U R the best (you actually are really good)
xJaws -- You get a Mercedes as a 3 killstreak (the mercedes has girls in it)
Woodysgamertag -- You get a Help Icon pop up giving you tips on the game (tips on life as well)
TheRadBrad -- you yell "Take it Bitch!" after every kill (automatically get enemy's gun)
TMart -- All secret spots on the map show up in Red like Sitrep. (you get advantage point in gun fights)

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