New Nightmare (1994) - Filmsack Show Intro
Oh hi,
And Welcome to Autopsies Are Us, where our motto is "Please don't cry. The head is going to be alright for the funeral."
Now if you could please excuse me for just a moment while I try to find an appropriate surface to put down my coffee and lemon poppy seed bread.
Oh wait...there is no such surface in a morgue! So why are we always eating something in here! Do we not get breaks! Us morticians really need to unionize or go on a diet or something. Death makes me hungry.
Hmmm...Let me just see what is under this sheet...maybe there is someplace I can put...
Oh my God... hurk that's why we don't lift the sheet past the face. Hurk. Hurk.
Uh oh, Poppy Seed Bread...return to sender. Nope...nope...just some foamy milk substance.
One, Two Dylon's screaming for you.