Not Evil: Fan Version! (As heard in “The LEGO Movie 2: Fan Version”)
0(New verses at 1:45 and 2:09)
Lyrics (in case you want to sing along!):
All the lyrics are basically the same, but here are the lyrics for the new verses that start at the time stamps above.
New Verse 1 - 1:45
Queen Watevra: Now, Emmet, you’re The Special, right?
Emmet: Uh...YES. That’s me.
Queen Watevra: You’re just bursting with ideas, and you’re awesome as can be.
Emmet: Oh, thank you!
Queen Watevra: So, I’m gonna give you something that you’ve always dreamed about...
Emmet: What is it?
Queen Watevra: For you, I’m gonna make you a QUADRUPLE DECKER COUCH!!!
Emmet: Whoa! Yes! Yes! YES!
Lucy: Emmet, no! Don’t let her get to you!
Emmet: Lucy, that sounds quite absurd. There’s no reason at all to be suspicious of...HER! (squees) She’s so awesome!
Prelude to New Verse 2 - 2:04
Lucy: (to Queen Watevra) I know you’re evil!
Queen Watevra: Well, prove it.
Lucy: You’re brainwashing us!
Queen Watevra: No, I’m not!
Lucy: Yes, you are! Why?
Queen Watevra: Why?...
Lucy: Aw, come on!
New Verse 2 - 2:09
Queen Watvra: (Sings this part all in one go.) ‘Cause I’m QUEEN WATEVRA WA’NABI!
And, I’m not an evil villain, as you can see!
And, if you try to betray me,
I totally won’t try to blow up the whole world to smithereens,
‘Cause that’d be evil, and that’s so not me!
I’m really nice, not evil. I don’t have any plans. But if I would, they would be good. I hope you’ll understand.
I just wanna be your friend. I’ll give you all that you need.
So, there’s no reason at all to be suspicious of...
QUEEN WATEVRA WA’NABI! (Does the tango with Batman.)
I never trick people into trusting me, (Transforms multiple times while hiding behind Emmet, who’s still dancing along. When he turns around, she disappears, only to pop out behind Emmet in a minifigure-like form.)
By hiding my true personality, so I can use it to accomplish my evil deeds, ‘cause that’d be evil, and that’s so not me!
I’m getting off track...let me get back to the point I was making!
Here’s the link to the whole story of The LEGO Movie 2: Fan Version (where this song is from): https://www.wattpad.com/story/299329706?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details&wp_uname=Brickfan25
Not Evil belongs to Tiffany Haddish, Warner Bros. Pictures, and WaterTower Music.