Oh no its Jimmy poo Side a and side B (riffusion)
0🎶 “Oh No, It’s Jimmy Poo” – Full Theme Song
[Performed by: The Cosmic Groovers feat. Jimmy Poo Himself]
🥁 [Funky Drum Fill, Crowd Clapping]
🎷 Horn riff punches in
🎤 Backup Singers (Falsetto):
🎵 Oooh noooo! It’s JIMMY POOOOOO! 🎵
🕺 [Verse 1 – Narrator Voiceover, Funky Speak-Sing]
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He came from a pocket of space and time,
With velvet shoes and jokes that rhyme.
He knows your secrets, he stole your shoe—
And kissed your mom back in '82.
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🎸 [Chorus – Full Funk Explosion]
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Ohhh nooooo, it’s Jimmy Poo!
With a chaos cane and a disco crew!
He’ll prank your god, he’ll toast your toast,
He’s the uncle twice removed that haunts your post!
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Ohhh YESSS, it’s Jimmy Poo!
He once did taxes for a kangaroo!
He bends reality just for fun—
Then moonwalks off when the deed is done!
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🎤 [Verse 2 – Jimmy Poo Himself]
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I hosted shows before your birth,
On channels banned from standard Earth.
I ride a couch made outta stars,
And jam with ghosts on flaming guitars!
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Jimmy Poo (spoken, over groove):
That’s right, baby.
I’m in your nightmares…
and your reruns.
🛸 [Bridge – Cosmic Breakdown, Glitchy Vocals]
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He was banned from twelve dimensions,
For reasons not disclosed…
But every time you hear that kazoo,
You know he’s gonna roast your soul.
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🎺 [Kazoo solo – it's aggressive, heroic, and slightly erotic]
🎤 [Final Chorus – Layered Vocals, Everyone's In]
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Oh noooo! It’s Jimmy Poo!
Bugsy’s uncle and your nightmare too!
He’s got charm, he’s got drip,
He’s got a funk-powered rocket ship!
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Ohhhh yes, it’s Jimmy Poo!
His laugh rewinds the timeline too!
So don’t ask how, and don’t ask why—
Just yell “JIMMY!” and kiss your logic goodbye!
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🎉 [Outro – Jimmy Poo Catchphrase]
Jimmy Poo (shouting with echo):
“YOU JUST GOT POOOOO’D!”
🎷 [Final jazz stinger. Confetti cannon. Fade into static.]
📀 Album: “Jimmy Poo and the Velvet Apocalypse”
Track 3 on Side A