Game:

Penumbra: Overture (2007)

Duration: 1:13

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This is a concise rap summary of our experience playing the game Penumbra: Overture for those of you who enjoy watching us play games but only have 72 seconds to spare.

LYRICS:
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Penumbra here we go
In some underground place
Outside there's lots of snow

It takes place in Greenland
It's somewhat moronic
There's more snow there than Iceland
Which is kinda ironic

We went into this cave
Came inside from the cold
We were feeling pretty brave
Until the horror unfolds

Going from room to room
Collecting lots of logs
When lo and behold
We were faced with demon dogs

We were popping some Xanax
Cause we were stuck in a panic
And we exhibited screams
That were pretty emphatic
Yeah we felt pretty frantic
And were a little erratic
Because the combat mechanics
They were a bit too pedantic

Physics objects were flung
Yeah we screamed out our lung
We met a crazy motherfucker
who cut off his tongue

We came across on our path
Yeah he felt all our wrath
But we couldn't understand
What he meant with his math

We expressed our evasion
From the spider invasion
But we didn't make it out
without a little abrasion
It took a little persuasion
But we took the occasion
To try and solve some crazy-person
mathematic equations

We were feeling pretty down
In this cold dark tomb
But our spirits were lifted
When we found a broom

We had some puzzles to solve
With our tact and our wit
But the place was pretty dirty
So we cleaned up a bit

We thought we earned applause
And that is because
We administered beatings
To the spiders and dogs
We were laying down the laws
But then we had to pause
When we met a giant worm
With thrashing jaws

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