Playing with Game Sharks: Dead or Alive 6 "Goon-Party Adjourned"
0All sad tiddies must come to an end.
Alas, the jiggle has ran out as has non microtransaction based content in Dead or Alive 6, which at this moment seems to be the unfortunate swansong of this great series. Jimmy and Jose take a less than enthusiastic peak at the untimely end of the blessed devil gozongas.
a simultaneous thank you japan and curse you for ushering my fighting anime biddies to the derelict IP closet shelf with this woeful, wretched installment.
jimmy rant about 6 year old game incoming
Seriously Koei Tecmo literally let Itagaki and devs sexualize these women characters for years (skimpy clothing, jiggle physics, a damn spin off series where you essentially watch these same women bounce around soaking wet in bikinis) and then Tecmo has the gaul to turn around on a whim and cry family values and say stuff like "Kasumi is like our daughter," as they try to tone down the sexual nature of the costumes. Bro, if anyone treats their daughter as Koei Tecmo has treated their "daughters" over the 20 or so years prior to DOA6 they'd be locked up. What you mean "they're like you're daughter"? Wouldn't have just been easier here to say you like voluptuous lady bits? Why is everyone in power at Tecmo trying to take the long, stupid way to look normal in this DOA 6 scenario? Sex sells and sex is a part of this IPs identity, like it or not.
TL;DR: as far as DOA goes give me big bouncy anime titties or give me death, Koei Tecmo