Pokemon Rap - Pokemon Cypher 2012 - shofu & Scoot
8,537NO FAIR!
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Lyrics
shofu:
I'm somethin like a Pokemon virus, just think about it
Words leave you Koffing
Flow leave you Weezing
Sneezing, that just proves that I'm colder than a Sneasel
Pass me a Razor Claw, and I turn into a Weavile
Oops I meant a Weavile
No this ain't a freestyle
Raise your special defense, Amnesia, you senile
Meanwhile, I'm in the grass, baby I'm grindin
Ya flow is like a Celebi in Gold you can't find it
Got my tails ninin', drought increase my climate
Speed Boost climbin, Trick Room to rewind it
If you can't keep up with me you better use agility
Jus' know I'm warnin ya, Abomasnow's ability (Snow Warning)
Gotta use Ingrain, add to my stability
Matter fact, I'ma use my Cradily suction cups
My rival just came around the corner, what the fuck is up
He attacks I attack first, that's a Sucker Punch
Ain't no way to ruin this
Nobody be doin this
I am hard body, you are just Reuniclus
I'm like a fuckin Snorlax on the beat way I be chewin it
If you think I'm losin it, just switch out I'm pursuitin it
Said I'm great with the balls (Great Balls)
Hands on deck I'm A with the Pom (Aipom)
Black version bitch I'm A with the Kon (Akon is blacker than night)
TM64 I'm nay with the palm (TM64 Explosion - Napalm)
You gay with the pawn
O-S-A-M-A with a bomb
I'm A with the cog
Munchlax, that's the cake that I'm on
Tropius, I'ma date with the palm (Date Palm - Palm Tree)
You play with the charm
It's easy for me to blast ya
I Fire Blast ya then ash ya
I'm faster I'ma Ninjask ya
I'm speed boostin right passed ya
I have my Pikachu Flash ya then Thunderbolt Quick Attack ya
Bitch I'm a Pokemon masta
It's nothin for me to catch ya
Plus 6 Volcarona bitch, you can't do a thing about it
If you have a problem do like Jigglypuff and sing about it
Pokemon master when it comes to these raps
And you look a little purple when it comes to these rats
Body bag kids, it's evident my opponents need practice
I smash kids, 6-0, they don't know what chance is
You don't know who shofu is then you don't know what rad is
But you know that it's on when I turn my hat backwards
Scoot:
we dont catch shit bitch yea we fuckin sav
if you loose your save file all the teams is up for grabs
we dont battle the gym we walk in and take the badge
you are light years from my level, damn thats fuckin sad
my swag is like brock you will get smashed while my eyes closed
hard body motha fucka, head shoulder knees and toes
ha, back to the point luxray spark up the joint
im hungry for the wins, greedy like a spoink
im soakin up the game call me the illest maractus
imma rage with the bars flow sick call it pkrs
but no double evs i got yo girl down on her knees
she sucked me like a leech and stockpiled my seed
she give me brain and make it rain damn she so retarted
cuz her brain is dumber than mr mime in the closet
she got smashed and passed around my niggas fuckin lost it
then i dragon tailed her ass, kept her runnin like a faucet, scoot
back up in this bitch like a muhfuckin khangiskan
on top of the tier list so ban me, garchomp
let me calm down, let me cool out
full hp more power water spout!
hit dat bitch wit a draco switched out now you done fo
perdictions on a thousand so i fire blast that dumb ho
you switch in i switch out mach punch you in da mouth
tried to gain momentum too much pressure so you blacked out
you a geek you a nerd real poke freak
im too fast you cant see me like haunters feet
oops betta catch up punch bullets now you wet up
on the grind erryday cuz you gotta get yo level up
ha, im on my scrafty swag im a scrafty kid
do da dragon dance like my scrafty did
now here comes the plus six perfect coverage got you stuck bitch
yesssssssssssssssssss ya'll still some fuckin mudkips