Pole_Ice - Rootin' Tootin' Good' Time (Country)
3Pole_Ice - Rootin' Tootin' Good' Time (Country)
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Well I woke up late on a Saturday noon
Fired up the grill, started hummin’ a tune
Had a pot of beans and some broccoli too
Cracked open a cold one, what else could I do?
My buddies rolled in with a case and a grin
Said, “Smells like heaven, let the party begin!”
We ain’t got no steaks or fancy red wine
But we got what we need to have a hell of a time
Beans in the pot, and broccoli’s steamin’
Beer’s in my hand, and life’s got me dreamin’
We didn’t know we were crossin’ the line
’Til the air turned thick like a county coal mine
And we’re havin’, a rootin tootin good time
Well the fire was hot and the mood was bright
But things took a turn somewhere ‘round midnight
We were laughin’ loud, then a sudden “POP”
Thought someone dropped a firework—but it didn’t stop
One by one, we started to feel
That bubbling pressure you can’t conceal
It hit like thunder from down below
We were all just backfiring in a stinky rodeo
Beans in the pot, and broccoli’s steamin’
Beer’s in my hand, but now folks are screamin’
Didn’t know this mix could weaponize time
Now we’re crop-dustin’ chairs in synchronized rhyme
And we’re havin’, a rootin tootin good time
Yeah the air got rough and the dogs ran off
Even the flies said, “Nah, we’ve had enough”
We tried to blame the grill, or the propane tank
But the smell said otherwise — oh Lord, it stank!
Now the lesson’s clear, but we don’t regret
That symphony of farts we’ll never forget
‘Cause if you can’t laugh when your pants go “pow”
You’re takin’ life too seriously anyhow
So we passed the gas and passed the beer
Wipin’ tears from laughin’ ear to ear
Might’ve cleared the yard, but not our pride
Just more room to dance with our guts open wide!
Beans in the pot, and broccoli’s steamin’
Beer’s in my hand, and now I’m just beamin’
Sure, the aftermath was borderline crime
But we all blew off steam at the very same time
And we’re havin’, a rootin tootin good time
And we’re havin’, a rootin tootin good time
Let ‘er rip! We’re havin’, a rootin tootin good time