Portal Phone
42Hoi @ all,
I know it does not sound very Glados-like, but thats because I have too much manlyness in my voice XD. Those are currently my recent ringtones for my mobile phone : P
And also, the voice is slightly changing because of different mics, environments and every time a new feeling for the glados voice itself. But its all the same effect and same person: Me ^^
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Standard Call
Someone is calling you... or trying to prank you. I don't care anymore. Why do I still help you anyway? You forget about me all the time... And you don't recharge me when my battery is low. I am the latest advanced version of an artificial intelligence, but as far as I can tell, you can't even feed a tamagochi--- So go ahead, ignore this call... and ignore me... I might find someone else one day . And he will care about me more than you ever did. And you will not see me... ever again. Are you even listening to me ? I usually can't see you because I either can see the ceiling or the camera is facing the tabletop. So are you still there ? Helloo ? This might be a good time to change the owner. I am a highly advanced and cute tamagotchi and needs to be taken care of! Does someone wants to change my diaper ?
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Mom Call
Do you know a joke.... guess who is calling you? Your Mom! You havn't called her since a week, did you? You are really cold, even colder than I can get in my sarcasm mode. You should appreachiate the welfare from your mother and get the call. If you don't pick up, I will tell everyone how mean you are to your mother. And then no one will ever like you again and you will a very lonely crying person. You better talking to her or I will autonomously erase all your data from your mobile phone! "All" of them.. even the little cute kitty photo you shoot last thuesday!
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SMS
Someone texted you and was too lazy to phone you... what a lazy bum.
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Dad Call
Your dad is calling---Again.... Won't you do anything about it, like for example answer this phone ? You can just ignore this ringing, but I will not stop reminding you. So why are you not answering the phone... did you just left me on the table...again? Isn't that the seventh time that your dad called you today? Is it still about the recent discount offer of bad clothers.. ? Does he still not get it that you don't like pink Hawaiian T-Shirts? Or is it about the latest tv-programm he recorded yesterday ? Why do people still like to hear folks music? What kind of person is your father anyway....?