Probed by fuzzytigercat

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Published on June 15, 2025 1:00:48 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1x5yW1E52E

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She landed in the desert in a UFO, With scales that shimmer, got that extraterrestrial glow. Six feet tall, tail sways like a dream, The boys lose their minds, go full laser beam.

They're lining up—oh, what a sight, Hoping she’ll take ‘em for a ride tonight. Flashing signals, waving high, “Probe me, queen! I'm your guy!”

Ohhh, Lacerta, don’t be shy, Give me that sweet third-eye! Take me up, spin me ‘round, I wanna see stars when I touch the ground! Lacerta, don’t be shy, Give me that sweet third-eye! Take me up, spin me ‘round, I wanna see stars when I touch the ground!

She don’t need diamonds, don’t need pearls, Just a good strong tractor beam to rock her world. Tongue flicks fast—hypnotic delight, Every man swoons, every man takes flight.

They're volunteering left and right, “Take my brain, test my might!” Writing love notes in the sand, Even Area 51 can’t understand!

Ohhh, Lacerta, don’t be shy, Give me that sweet third-eye! Take me up, spin me ‘round, I wanna see stars when I touch the ground! Lacerta, don’t be shy, Give me that sweet third-eye! Take me up, spin me ‘round, I wanna see stars when I touch the ground!

But Lacerta laughs, flips her tail, “Not happening, boys—nice try, fail!” She blasts off, leaves ‘em blue, Guess love don’t come in infrared hue. But Lacerta laughs, flips her tail, “Not happening, boys—nice try, fail!” She blasts off, leaves ‘em blue, Guess love don’t come in infrared hue.

They stand there, dazed, lost in space, Denied by the queen, left in disgrace. A single tear rolls down their face, Guess no one’s getting probed today.