Spinach Inquisition by fuzzytigercat

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Published on June 16, 2025 1:01:06 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zx9yms4oG0

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Inquisition (2002)

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Spinach Inquisition

"No one expected... the Spinach Inquisition..."

It started in the garden, innocent and mild, Leaves were green, the world serene, nature’s little child. But deep within the spinach rows, a secret plan was hatched, Those leafy greens were scheming—now the world will be snatched!

Spinach Inquisition—coming for your plate! Bow before the mighty leaves, it’s already too late! No crouton can save you, no ranch can make them flee, Kale tried to warn us, but nobody listened to thee!

They crept into your salad, they slipped into your stew, They took over smoothies—next, they came for YOU! Popeye stood defending, flexed his mighty arm, But spinach whispered softly—"We've only just begun the harm…"

Oh, you thought this was about nutrition? About health? About strong bones and iron? FOOLS! This is about domination! World conquest! A leafy uprising!

Spinach Inquisition—kneel before the green! They’ve conquered every kitchen, they’ve formed a leafy regime! Lettuce tried to reason, but arugula was weak, Now we’re ruled by spinach… and it’s looking pretty bleak!

"...No one expected the Spinach Inquisition..."