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You invade my game, you steal my spotlight, you fuck my wife, you turn all of my troops into cows, you release the dinosaur armada, and you still ask to be my friend?

Characters Bashed:
Fluttershy (The Megabrony)
So how we're gonna do this in this episode is that I'm gonna put two different paragraphs for each character, one gradually describing the general issues with all the characters and the other reviewing the actual character. Okay here we go.

So I actually fought one of Megabrony's characters a while back. It was of his "Megamare Trixie" and all the flaws of that character still persist. As I said before this character is basically Doomguy2nd but much shittier. Instead of Mortal Kombat gameplay they decided to go with Megaman X gameplay.

This character is probably the worst character in terms of difficulty. All she can do is throw out slow exploding bees, summon exploding dolphins that usually miss, throw out Chuck from Angry Birds, stun you and gain nothing off of it, and spam light punch if you get too close. It's probably the lack of screen-filling projectiles that makes this character so easy.

Princess Luna (The Megabrony still)
Now the reason Megaman X gameplay is a terrible idea is that it makes the game a bullet hell. I don't think this guy ever played a fighting game before because these kinds of things don't make a balanced character, they are the kinds of things that kill the Marvel tournament scene because your Morrigan/Dr. Doom combo breaks the game. I mean it would be sort of excusable if they had terrible physical attacks, but no, most of these characters have physical attacks that are nearly invincible and safe on block.

Now this character is when you see the full fury of this asshole's creations. She can spam slow projectiles, fast projectiles, delayed projectiles, projectiles in erratic patterns, fucking lasers, lightning from the sky, teleport nearly anywhere and explode, curl up into a sonic ball and shred your health because she can indefinitely spam it because it's safe on block. Jesus Christ is this supposed to be a boss character?

Princess Celestia (It's the same guy but he goes by RGM this time)
Another thing that's shitty about these character is that they spam taunts like an asshole. They find the perfect time to rear their ugly horse head and say the dumbest thing imaginable while you're trying to deal with their million projectiles. But thankfully this sometimes backfires because if you're fast and smart enough you can use this as an opportunity for a free hit. And if you know your character's combos things really become a blast.

This character is sort of similar to Luna because she can also fill the screen with projectiles and can also sanic her way all over the place. But this time Megabrony thought it was a good idea to give her the idea to rocket jump. So not only does she have the ability to have Sonic's jump (which is another terribly poor choice for a fighting game) but she explodes every time she does it. Also, look at her front leg whenever she holds it out to shoot something.

Sunset Shimmer (This time he goes by Headmaster Thomas Light?)
Another thing to note about these characters is that they're basically Michael Bay's asshole. Everything fucking has to explode. And speaking of exploding, all Megabrony can think of for a grab is to hold you have have you spontaneously explode. And speaking of grabs, they can grab you out of anything by using inhuman reflexes. I mean when would you ever think to counter somebody charging at you by grabbing them?

Holy shit this character was hard to fight. All of her attacks come out instantly, even her uppercut. And not only is her uppercut instant, the hitbox lingers even far after the move has started. It doesn't seem annoying but trust me it is. But thankfully none of her supers are safe on block or miss, and sometimes not even safe when they hit. Did this guy even test his horses before unleashing them to the public?

Characters Used:
Kinopio (NS)
Vegeta (Balthazar & Cybaster)
I'm quite surprised that I didn't show any of Balthazar's creations in any of my videos considering how much I love them. He usually teams up with Balthazar to create some of the greatest DBZ characters I've ever seen. I don't want to go off on a tangent so I'll just say they're MvC styled characters that feel like they have actual weight to them.
Tusk (Orbinaut)
Cinder (Flamekyo)
I know I said in my previous videos that most of the old KI characters were ass but this one's alright. Hell, I was able to beat one of Megabrony's hardest characters with him.

Music:
Onett - Super Smash Brothers Melee
Existence - Guilty Gear XX
Id (Purpose) - Fire Emblem Awakening
Bloom nobly, cherry blossoms of Sumizome ~ Border of Life - Scarlet Weather Rhapsody