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I'm up here on the rooftop practicing for the hot dog eating contest and this asshole starts playing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" on her recorder!

Character Bashed:
Sally (Elias Valentin Vila, but also goes by Parawhore-Otaku. I prefer the latter since it has the word "whore" in it.)
Everything about this character is FUCKED, I don't know where to start. I guess I could start with saying that this character is a recolor of Konata. Like not even a palette swap, she has features that would be akin to adding Tails' tuft of hair on his forehead to your hedgehog OC. Another thing I could talk about is how FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE she is to beat. She can dodge infinitely and hit you the moment you throw out an attack, not to mention an infinite combo with her projectile and being able to chip you out with pretty much anything. Also the voice is fucking horrible. Which is strange considering all of her voice clips are stolen from King of Fighter's Athena. (Save for like one clip I think was taken from the girl who rides on Maurun's back in Waku Waku 7) But most, if not all, of the time she will be naming Athena's signature moves. Throwing out red rings, Psychoball. Punching in the air, Psychoball. Low kicking, Psychosword. Flipping tables, Psychosword. Falcon punching for half your health, Psychoball like a million times. I think this shows how much of a weeaboo this guy is, since he clearly doesn't actually understand how the Japanese language works. But you know what the sad thing is? I could have been playing the recently rebooted Dungeon Fighter Online or testing out Mewtwo in Smash Bros. But instead I wasted my time fighting some bed-wetter's Deviantart OC.

Character Used:
Jotaro (Warusaki3)

Music:
Gambit's Theme - X-Men Vs. Street Fighter