Punch-Out!! WITH LYRICS - Brentalfloss
9,092CW: Physical abuse, problematic references [More info under video description]
Fun fact: About a year after this video came out, I played the Wii version of Punch-Out!! and realized it's a great game even without Mike Tyson!
LYRICS:
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BRENT
I was five when I got Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
Mike was tough!
Oh man, that guy could knock your lunch out
Then he went to jail (I went to jail)
His contract went upstream, Nintendo still had a scheme
With douchebaggy Mr. Dream! (Oh no!)
Now, luckily, Punch-Out!! is back... for the Wii!
Wait!
There's no Mike Tyson on the Wiimake?
BULLSHIT COCK!
So what's the point of having a remake?
That's a buncha shit!
Bald Bull I kind of like, but just 'cause we look alike,
He's not half as cool as Mike!
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Mike Tyson!
MIKE TYSON:
Yeeeah boyyy! Lend me your ears! 6, 7, 8
I'm Iron Mike and I'll knock you into space
I got more punch than Rihanna's face
Because I float like an inner tube and sting like a scorpion
I'll hit you so splendiferously, you'll need some morphi-en
Ask me if I like to eat meat, I am carnivorous!
Ask me what kind of trees I like, I'd say coniferous
Ask me how my attitude is, it is vociferous
Don't believe the words that I say? Well then consider this:
I am ferocious, my word bank is copious, in fact it's
supercalafragalistic-aladocious
I'm Kid Dynamite, always trippin "Fight or Flight"
Cover up your ears baby I might try a bite
I ain't crazy, the media filets me, but now you know I rap like Ludacris or Jay-Z
That's a nice bicycle, Brentalfloss. It's mine now.
BRENT:
Whooooa, bike!
Tyson stole my bike!
That guy's name is Mike!
And he stole my bike. Noooooooo!
Tyson stole... Tyson stole... stole my bike!
(Man, I hate Mike Tyson!)
MIKE TYSON:
I may be spastic but I'm not made of plastic,
I'm a vicious fighter but my feelings are elastic
So I'm not slapstick, I'm maJAStic, fuckin' fantastic when I grab a chick and slap dick
But be careful with the chicks and the dicks, this one time I crossed the line and I got slapped with three to six.
I don't even get half the shit I spit, I ain't a dipstick, I just have a wit that is cryptic.
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So this song may have the cringiest collections of jokes and references out of all of my early music videos. Firstly, joking about Rhianna being physically abused is NOT funny and I'm honestly not sure why I wrote it even all those years ago. Also the "Tyson stole my bike" section referenced a super-racist internet video called "[N word] Stole My Bike." At the time, I figured I was taking back that video game tune for non-racist purposes, but in the rear view it sort of looks like I'm approving of the N word video? I wasn't then, and I'm certainly not now. And then finally, the lines in the final part with "grab a chick and slap dick" as well as "be careful with the chicks and the dicks"... it all just feels like it implies gross or harmful things, including making light of the sexual assault that led to Mike Tyson's conviction. If you find this song nostalgic, that's fine, but please know I've changed a lot in the years since and I would never write these jokes today.
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