Qrdk recites "own a musket" in impressions

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Published on July 4, 2024 11:33:52 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfE_Qj6_iog

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A quickly made video of recitings of thing "befitting" of today (4th of July).

The line/script being used being the following:
"I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended."

Hope you enjoyed, I started to try improvising with specific characters at a certain point and altered it slightly as i recorded the reading as if they were explaining it to someone. Also did some dumb visual gags.

I will likely burn in FIREBLU hell or whatever for putting an image of skibidi toilet G-Man in place of me doing an impression of G-Man.

List of attempted impressions:
Duke Nukem
Chills (pic used is just my pfp)
The Narrator from The Stanley Parable (pic used is Stanley)
G-Man (from Half-Life yet I used the skibidi version)
Sisyphus Prime (ULTRAKILL)