RageGaming Rap Battle Challenge (Round TWO!)
1,632Fluke didn't step up to the challenge so I got another chance to put Rage in his place. Just like the last one: This is all fun and games, I don't mean to offend Rage or any of his subscribers.
I actually made this a few days after his first response, but I only made it for fun and never planned to upload it seeing as it was Fluke's turn. However a month later and he said Fluke was no longer interested, so I got another opportunity.
Of course, this is a joke. I wasn't trying to be good at rapping or having amazing deep lyrics, it's all just a bit of fun. I had fun making it so hopefully you guys enjoy listening to it, let me know!
Rage's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/RageGamingVideos
Special thanks to: http://www.twitter.com/PlasticSmoothie
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Shit man, Rage, that was amazing,
That response...
Your lyrics, your flow, you completely nailed it,
I honestly, I have no idea how I'm gonna come back from this...
Pscyhe! It was shit,
You sound slow when you spit,
Not a single good hit,
Was hidden in it.
My bars tear you to bits,
Leave you raging in fits,
So let me teach you some tricks,
You slow self-centered prick.
Speaking of advice, don't ask me for it,
I helped with your battle and still it was shit,
So I think you should know that your flow was too slow,
I know it was your first go but Rage, just leave it to the pros.
This is rap battle, not kiss and make up,
Oh and if that's how you kiss, listen Rage, I want to break up,
This time, we're taking the stakes up,
So hear this, Rage: You're a fake fuck.
Rapping against you is as easy as piss,
there's an unending list of things I can diss,
So listen up Rage, let me tell you this:
You're a faggot. What? That's it.
Pay attention. Rage because you need to learn the facts,
This isn't Quick Build Challenge, this is Battle Rap,
So asking for people to vote? What the fuck was that?
This is about messages, not numbers, you fucking twat.
This isn't about winning, or in Rage's case: losing,
Which one of us is better? Why are you even choosing?
Don't pick one, Watch whatever the fuck you want,
We're both awesome, just Rage is a bit if a cunt
All that bloody voting? I've fucking had it,
So anyone who says "Vote anything" is a huge fucking faggot.
Don't comment with votes, you bunch of pricks,
Instead of doing that, suck someone else's dicks
Oh and I love how I point out how shit your memes are,
Then you go ahead an use them, in two of your bars
You won Battle Heaven Forever, the topic: Minecraft?
Quick Build, Same topic, I won, I laughed
I love how I say you have friends and you take it as a diss,
When someone complains about having friends you know something's amiss.
What's that? The only person I record with is you?
Check out capture the diamond, season one and two.
Bad at DotA, you say?
My skills put you to shame,
Nearly every game,
you suggest a tri-lane,
You give me a migraine,
So give me a new name,
Call me Sange, because I intend to damage and maim.
You mostly play as carry, but as a support you steal their kills,
Most played hero is probably Rubick, only doing well because you're stealing skills
Your Q, your W. Your E, Your R.
They have no fucking use if they're used by a dumb retard.
Your gameplay performance is way below par
You're nearly as weak as batriders sticky tar,
That's actually pretty good late game but you never get that far,
Instead just stop hiding who you truly are,
You get all up in my face, acting all massive,
but you're like Meepo's ult dude, listen, you're passive.
So next time you talk about killing me with fire,
You'd better watch your back when you join the dire,
Because I tell you, things will completely backfire,
Sudden Jakiro, force stuff, ice path, Macropyre.
And if you even think, of using BKB, fuck it, refreshers orb, then you'll be d-e-a-d
You have a huge channel, I respect that.
You're better than me? I reject that.
I know that you think, you're the best at,
rapping and shit, but that is messed up.
You proved you can rap fast, you also proved you can rap slow,
Saying words fast doesn't make you good at rapping though,
Yes, you won, your votes were much higher,
Because of fucking spam from the "Ragican Empire"
This is rapping, not bitching,
So shut up, and listen,
If you're gonna start bitching
Fuck off back to the Kitchen.
I thought I'd give that bar a whirl,
Even if it was half-arsed,
It was written for a girl,
But fuck it - you'll pass.