Necromancer, tired of unruly zombies? 🤯 Learn how to raise the perfect undead pet! In this video, bartender Bartholomew shares the secrets of **necrofamily parenting**—from the basics to the most terrifying teenage problems.
What's inside? A complete guide for necromancers and RPG masters (Dungeons and Dragons, Pathfinder, and others):
🍖 *What to feed zombies if they have no brains?* We explore budget and luxury diet options: from carrion to magic crystals. Find out why brain-eating mushrooms are a dangerous choice!
📚 *Education for the Undead:* How to teach zombies the commands "stand," "go," and most importantly, "don't eat guests." Tips for socializing with skeletons and ghosts.
💥 *Teenage Rebellion on Bones:* What to do if a zombie refuses to rise from the grave or demands a voice? The story of the zombie poet Zoya!
⚖ ️ *Legal Subtleties:* Do zombies have the right to inherit? Who is responsible if they bite someone? Grim and funny details.
This video is for anyone who loves dark humor, fantasy lore, and role-playing games. If you're looking for a guide to necromancy in D&D, tips on creating memorable NPCs, or just want to laugh at absurd situations, this is the video for you! Like it if you learned something new about the undead, subscribe to the channel, and share your zombie pet problems in the comments! 🧟♂️
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