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2 weeks have passed since the initial release of the Next-Gen Racers 4-Pack, what must that mean? I can now find it easy. NOPE!!! Still failed!

Expectation of my failure today:

I confidently walk in to my local Super Target, find the pack, and then as soon as I lay my hands on it, that's when my familiar nightmare on 9/13/2016 comes to life and I find myself in a zombie-like trance caused from hearing Katy Perry's song "Firework", and then by the time I snap out, the 4-pack is gone from my hands, and I look over to the front of the store to see a winged lady that sort of looks like Katy Perry (SPOILERS: It is her) checking the pack out. I know I can't go after her because first, It's now been bought, so it counts as stealing if I snag it, and second, she can fly, and I can't (at least more than 30 feet up and be able to move vertically while airborne). I check to see if there's another one, but obviously, there isn't. In case you don't remember, this was exactly what happened to Bono in "Rare Diecasts in a Nutshell 10", which was the video that predicted the existence of the 4-Pack and the "D" in "J.D. McPillar".

Reality of my failure today:

What I thought would happen didn't not because Katy Perry doesn't actually have angel wings on her back and is able to fly, but because the 4-Pack wasn't there in the first place. Man, does it suck when that happens...

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