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I had a six-GB RAM computer, when I was a kid
Under my pillow, I kept it hid.
When the lights went out and no one could see
Over the airwaves, the rls's came to me.

I'd go through the trackers, 'till I found a game
I knew how well they were cracked by the sound of the group's name.
Razor cracked UBI DRM, the rowdies stole it from the Russians,
And I watched it all on the crack intro.

At the launch of the crack I'd thank my unknown hooded hero
(no, not the lamer from SKiD ROW),
And I watched it all on the crack intro.

When the download was over, the extraction complete
I'd mount the .iso, and hope I'd find a beat.
Dubmood + Rez, Dezecrator + AO
You should have seen all the chiptunes that I heard!

And on Monday night, the official release was getting near...
A surprise from Razor sometimes would appear.
With a cracktro made by Rez, and a tune by Dubmood,
The elites of the Grand Ole Blade would sing

YES and they **always** took a shit on SKiD ROW,
And I watched it all on the crack intro,
I watched it all on the crack introoooo.


And right about midnight, the nuke nets went on
About what is valid, nuking what is not.
And there was that PRE test at the sound of the beep:
"pre.test.this.is.only.a.test" -- the message would repeat,
And a happy LHS tune wound sing me to sleep...