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"You act like you're different, you put on this big show, but you're just like everybody else in this town, you're full of SHIT, Simon West."

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Today's special effects suck ass...case in point The Thing Prequel/Premake/Precum. The Blob 1988 already killed a kid, pulled a guy's head into a sink, made a girl explode/implode/turn to mush in a phone booth, crawled inside a girl & then thrust out (from inside) to attack a guy, grabbed people in a theater, broke a person into two pieces like a piece of chicken, and melted folks. So what more is it going to do? All you'll get is CGI crap out of video games.

Fuck the New Blob remake being made by Simon West. West is a shitty director that had made some pretty damn crappy flicks lately (Expendables 2, The Mechanic). So Great, you got the guy who remade When a Stranger Calls...because that was such a GREAT FUCKING REMAKE, right?? They already did a remake. It's called the 1988 movie. I don't need to see a Blob in shitty CGI, which the director said it would be. Did no one learn from that Puke Stain The Thing Premake/Precum?? And don't give me the 'well the 1988 one was a remake'...80's remakes and remakes of today are Different Breeds. Yeah, once in a while a remake aka reboot is decent...like the Maniac or Dawn of the Dead remake. But you know what?

More times than not, it's one of the Tons of Bull Shit remakes that Suck Ass in Today's Age. The Fog remake, Robocop remake, Red Dawn remake, Total Recall remake, Elm Street remake, Fright Night remake, The Hitcher remake, Halloween remake, Day of the Dead remake, The Omen remake, April Fool's Day remake, When a Stranger Calls remake, Prom Night remake, Evil Dead remake (I'm sorry...all it had was Good Gore. That's It!), It's Alive remake, Amityville Horror remake...Fuck That Shit.