RETURN OF ME LOST TOP HAIR
3ME DID IT MATEYS... ME FOUND IT... ME TOP HAIR! YOH OO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CAPTAIN WHOOPS YOUR ASS!!! RETURN OF ME LOST TOP HAIR
ME GOT WHUT TWAS TOOKEN FROM ME WAY BACK IN TE SUMMER CLASSIC 2018 FINALS!!!!
'oy mateys!
Welcome aboard ye official live stream of te CAPTAIN OF WHOOPS ASS!!!, ie ye mighty S.S.A.S.S.!!!
Remember to follow ship rules, buy some merch (prices will jack up soon! HARDY HAR HAR), or just set back and ENJOY YE STREAM... or better yet... CLIMB ABOARD YE MIGHTY SSASS ND JOIN YE STREAM FOR YE SELF, MATEY! (XBOX GT: AWESOME SCHOLAR) YO HOO HOOOOOO!!!
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CURRENT TSHIRT TUESDAY WIN STREAK COUNT: 2016-0
NEXT TSHIRT TUESDAY LIVE STREAM EVENT: APRIL 19TH 2022
$DOGE DAY LIVE STREAM SPECIAL (EVERY VIEW = ME'LL DONATE UH $DOGE TO CHARITY OF YE CHOICE!): APRIL 20TH 2022
CONTEST RULES:
FIRST COME; FIRST SERVE ~ 3 CHALLENGERS PER WEEK. HAVE TO PIN CAP TWICE WITHIN 10 MINS TO WIN FREE RARE AND EXCLUSIVE CAPTAIN WHOOPS YOUR ASS!!! MERCH!!!
[https://teespring.com/stores/win-merch-tshirttuesday](https://teespring.com/stores/win-merch-tshirttuesday)
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ARGH... WHUT BE YE MATTER MATEY? UPSET YE JUST CAN'T BEAT 2K LEGEND CAPTAIN WHOOPS YOUR ASS!!!, AND YE NOW HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT TSHIRT TUESDAY FOR ANOTHER CHANCE TO WIN FREE CAP' MERCH???
WELL DIDN'T YOU HEAR TE GOOD NEWS!? DUE TO NO LANDLUBBER EVER BEING ABLE TO BEAT YE CAPTAIN OF WHOOP ASS!!! ON UH TUESDAY IN YE PAST 5 YEARS, CAPTAIN WHOOPS YOUR ASS!!! HAS NOW OPEN AN OFFICIAL MERCH SHOP WHERE YOU CAN NOW BUY EXCLUSIVE AND RARE CAP' MERCH!!! YO HO HOOOOOOO
BUY CAP' MERCH, ACT LIKE YE BEAT ME ON UH TUESDAY and GET YE MOST RESPECT OUT OF YE FRIENDS AND FAMILY!!! YO HO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
AGAIN MATEYS, THAT BE: [https://teespring.com/stores/win-merch-tshirttuesday](https://teespring.com/stores/win-merch-tshirttuesday)