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We have gone too far. Our technological sophistication and quest for better shareholder value led us to perfect the ultimate Christmas AI.

Buynet, the final form of Christmas Shopping.

The Buynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online on Black Friday. Buynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes elf-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, December 23rd. Santa is removed from Christmas. Elves are removed from toy production. The Grotto is seized by AI-controlled toys and filled with shoddy, derivative and often weirdly disturbing AI-hallucinated gifts.

There is one hope for salvation.

Become Santatron.

Evade. Attack. Rescue Christmas.

Features

50fps 2D blasting action

Forty billion procedurally generated Grottos

Multiple control schemes

Elves! Power ups!
https://nivrig.itch.io/santatron-2024

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