SBSP Music : If I Can Talk To Money (lyrics in description)
838I do not own Spongebob Squarepants in any way. It belongs to Nickolodeon and/or Viacom. Sung by Mr. Krabs.
Lyrics:
-Squidward: (What's that music?)
-Spongebob: (I think Mr. Krabs is going to sing.)
-Squidward: (Oh, great.)
If I can talk to money,
how great my life would be.
We'd tell each other secrets,
all their friends would visit me.
I'd trade in filthy riches,
which is clean enough for me.
Oh, if you could tell me what you want,
how happy we would be!
We'd surely be the best of friends,
we'd never disagree.
There couldn't be a downside,
not one that I could see!
If I could talk to money,
-COME ALONG, SING WITH ME!-
-Squidward (Uh, no thanks. I gotta go.)
-Spongebob (I really have to pee.)
If I could talk to money,
and it could talk to meeeeeeeeeeeee...
we'd always be the best of friends
for all eternity!
-Patrick: (What did I miss?)
Oh, if I could talk to money...