"Scum Cat," Robert Plays Skyrim Thieves Guild Quests #12
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SANCTUARY OF DARKNESS!
Mercer Frey unmercifully put down, Scum Cat must travel to the Twilight Sepulchre to place the sonic screwdriver... erm, Skeleton Key, in the right hole and so restore Nocturnal's conduit to the world, so she can get the lootz, lolz and bitches flowing again in the right direction. That is, towards Scum Cat!
To do that, he must walk the perilous Pilgrim's Path, strewn with traps and deranged ghosts who have forgotten who they work for. Sort of like civil servants, except with deadly weapons...
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Do you have a banana in your pocket or is Scum Cat glad to see you?
Scum Cat, an insidious tapeworm attached to the soft criminal underbelly of Skyrim. Scum Cat, who actually aspires to escape from every jail of every hold. Scum Cat, the face you see when you wake up unexpectedly in the middle of the night. Find yourself getting a hand job from a stranger as you buy your vegetables in the market? It's probably Scum Cat!
In this playthrough, I am going to dispense with any moral scruples and play the Thieves Guild quests and also aspire to escape from every jail in Skyrim (and win the associated achievement). Mango Homicide, AKA Scum Cat! is a khajiit whose only desire is to use stealth and pickpocketing to either separate people from their gold or in some circumstances to separate them from their lives. Bright blade, pretty blade. Kitten loves the pretty blade...