"Scum Cat," Robert Plays Skyrim Thieves Guild Quests #18
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CURVED. SWORDS.
Scum Cat takes a break from thievery and assists the barmaid at the Bannered Mare in Whiterun, Saadia, who as it turns out is a Hammerfell noble on the run. Depending on who you ask, she is either a beleaguered dissident who dared to badmouth the Thalmor or a traitorous bitch who betrayed her city to the Thalmor. There is very little objective evidence to back up either of those claims, and the real truth might be something altogether different. In the final analysis, it doesn't matter: a bunch of jerks with curved swords are running around harassing every dark-skinned woman in Skyrim, and Scum Cat wants their lootz.
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Do you have a banana in your pocket or is Scum Cat glad to see you?
Scum Cat, an insidious tapeworm attached to the soft criminal underbelly of Skyrim. Scum Cat, who actually aspires to escape from every jail of every hold. Scum Cat, the face you see when you wake up unexpectedly in the middle of the night. Find yourself getting a hand job from a stranger as you buy your vegetables in the market? It's probably Scum Cat!
In this playthrough, I am going to dispense with any moral scruples and play the Thieves Guild quests and also aspire to escape from every jail in Skyrim (and win the associated achievement). Mango Homicide, AKA Scum Cat! is a khajiit whose only desire is to use stealth and pickpocketing to either separate people from their gold or in some circumstances to separate them from their lives. Bright blade, pretty blade. Kitten loves the pretty blade...