She Nuked My Computer

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Published on April 21, 2024 11:53:26 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoJ8qeXtcs0

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The other side of the Megabyte Meltdown dance song from earlier lol. 🙂🤠

Lyrics:
On the outskirts of circuit city's glow
There's a tale that every techie knows, oh
She read my texts and it sealed my fate
Turned my hard drive into a dinner plate, yeah
LEDs were flashing
Like tears in the tune

[Verse]
It's a rough old tale in this heartbreak town
Where my tech-love meets a meltdown, ooh
Magnetron waves, goodbye to my drive
Cause my baby fried my device alive, yeah
The motherboard's weeping
It's circuits now blue
In my machine, she cooked up some spite
Turned my gigabytes into a sorry sight, ooh
Now I'm sittin' here with a screen so cracked
Feels like my digital heart's been hacked, yeah
Hardware's broken
Software's all askew
No more gaming, she cut the cord, yeah
She zapped the power from my motherboard
Now I'm just staring at the login screen
She didn't just block me, she's wiped it clean, oh
Capacitors popping
Like tears in a storm
In this silicon sorrow, there's no reboot, no tomorrow
She took my cache and cache she did steal, lord
She left me a techless cowboy with no silicon steel, mm-hmm

[Chorus]
And I'm singin' blues, binary blues
With a fried CPU and nothing to lose
Got a static heartache that just won't compute
Now I'm textless in this gadget town, oh
All my data's up in clouds but down, mm-hmm
She took memories, they're just a ghost
Every selfie with her, now is toast, yeah
Screens are shattered
Feel just like my mood
Now I'm typing on typewriters, feeling old school
Can't swipe right cause she played me the fool, mm
Got no more pixels, just paper and pen
Guess it's back to basics and mail once again, yeah
Backup's burned out
There's no cloud in sight