shua - twcfhwl
7it is just the way he is
soaking in the "i hate mondays" vibe
fingers mad pruned & i sip on my mai tai
step out the hot tub that's also a crater on the lunar surface
triple backflip off a high dive
fall to the earth in a skydive
no towel, pass an asteroid a high-five
grab the next whale I find tryna hitch-hike
and take him to the drive in theater, get his eyes wide
looking like a kid in a candy store
or a flea on a labrador
when youre me, these feats are mad easy
entertain the weak like the sheet of a matador
holding up the reef like a sea filled with madrepore
bouncing off the beat like it's grease on a splatter board
not silent when i freak like the p seen in pterosaur
you hiding like youre shiek but im link fighting ganondorf
while i play, you pause it and look up the guide
I know youre sauceless, that noodle stay dry
i'm a broken faucet cuz i drip til you cry
expondontious yeah youre lacking my guy
melt under pressure when youre close, you kid icarus
im the god of getting you pissed like lip flipicus
ford my own path like henry, im sensing
im the one making while youre the one stitchin it
that wacky cat fucks HARD w lasagna
& ya know he lookin fed, kid
imma get to munchin when i get my paws on ya
& then we'll get some breakfast
that wacky cat fucks HARD w lasagna
& you know he havin fun
get her hot and sweaty like we're lying in a sauna
& then we'll get some brunch
not talking vulgar, i speak obscene latin
leave the game split like i be speed strattin
boxers made of silk while you aint seen satin
thin end of the wedge, bang and watch the peen fatten
keep it low key like the A on the left
sleeping with the queen, she let me lay on the breasts
pepperoni fiend she got the meat on her breath
staring at them jeans, how she fit im impressed
don't mind if i seem like the boast type
feel myself so often & hard i go blind
Her toes high up when shes up on the chode ride
Climbing on her peaks to be like the Most High
together she and i are a match made in heaven
you're maidenless im in maiden heaven
she gets me alone, her jaw's on my dome ,
& go numb just like the bite of eighty-seven
that wacky cat fucks HARD w lasagna
& he aint gettin any thinner
she blows head like the guy from nirvana
then we're getting dinner
that wacky cat fucks HARD w lasagna
& he's kind of a jerk
she got buns and she wants my anaconda
don't forget about desert
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